Dear Barking Mad,

Recently I have moved into a home with a good friend of mine whom has a small dog named Buddy. My roommate is obsessed with Buddy and she fulfills his every want and if Buddy does something that is incorrect she doesn't punish him in any way. I also own a small dog, Wilbur, Buddy and Wilbur are the best of friends, but Buddy has decided that the entire house belongs to him and has begun marking it with his own scent. Within the past two weeks he has marked my clothing, my bed, my roommates clothing, our couches, an indoor tree, my roommates golf bag, my laptop in its bag, my roommate laptop in its bag, the two rugs, all of the boxes that I used to move, and hopefully we will find any other items that have been marked soon! Adding to the constant marking of entire house, Buddy feels that the trash is also his as every time we leave our home he knocks over the trash can scattering all of the garbage across the house, he also hides trash in our blankets, under the couch and even in our beds. Buddy also constantly barks if anyone new comes into the house and then he begins to pee on everything again marking his territory. Buddy鈥檚 actions are killing my love life being that my boyfriend lives in Pocatello Idaho which is four hours away from Boise which is where we reside. Buddy will never have a chance to get to know him well enough to not bark at him all night. On top of killing my love life we have one of the cutest houses on the entire block, but we can never host a party or have guests without also renting a carpet cleaner along with some ear plugs. I have been an avid watcher of your show and I have seen you work magic with other pets like Buddy. Can you help us? We are in the United States and I understand that you are mainly in the UK, but we desperately need your help.