I've decided to deal with the bordem that way. A girl's got to do something to keep from being bored.

It's just one camera, a bunch of wires, and a pirated cable channel.... probably C-span.

I need guests for the first show. Preferably someone with A LOT to talk about .... even though you're only getting a 9 minute segment. I DO have to do other things you know..... like, drop water ballons on passing cars and show off my fabulous paperclip collection.

oh yes... i am also going to need a garage band to play for the "music" segment.

I need three guests... but i already have one set aside. Please fill out the Application and what you will be auditioning with (or 'bringing to the table') in the "Answer Section" below.

Craziest Guest Wins.

Yes there will be refreshments when we air.

Thanks A lot.

:P

鈾?br>鈾?I am a non-celebrity who's hosting a talk show out of my livingroom. I need guests, are you game?

Heck yeah. We can talk about all the fun stuff too! I dont know what stuff is fun, but we can find out!

Yeah, I'll do it.

I will be in the band