Here's some suggestions: Anybody know any more?

Jesus loves you and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy

made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad

guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade

with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest

national priority is enforcing U.N. Resolutions against Iraq.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but

multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind

without regulation.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in

speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then

demand their! cooperation and money.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing

health care to all Americans is socialism.

HMO's and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at

heart.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but